Okay but Bella should have still been clumsy as a vampire just with better reaction time. Like she still trips all the time she just has time to be mad about it and recover before she hits the ground and cracks Esme’s hardwood floors like she’s a nokia phone.
When I was a kid a pastor once said to me “nobody knows the hour or the day Jesus will return and anyone who predicts it will be wrong he won’t show up” and the end of days as a concept really freaked me out so every so often, maybe once a week, I’d come up with random dates and times for Jesus to “come back” to ensure he wouldn’t.
LOOPHOLE
guy who shoots a gun off once a month to keep the property values low but for the apocalypse
